Kim Wilde is the star of the show in Weekend, talking fame, family and that YouTube video. Hic!
moreWe also meet the man who turned down £105k for his beloved E-Type Jag - and now has his sights set on a XJ220.
There's all the usual fashion, food, funnies and columnists, plus Are You Being Served?, Shaun of the Dead and the Manics.
Sport-wise, the legend that is Merv Hughes chats to Nick Mashiter about ill will festering on the cricket pitch.
And, to top it all off, we've got a Grand Theft Auto V special. Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got a blimp to steal. . .