These absurd excuses for being late turned out to be true
Does a badger under your car count as a legitimate excuse?
There are two types of people in this world. Those who pride themselves on being on time, and those who just can’t help being a tad late.
Unfortunately, on occasion, being late just can’t be helped. Whether it’s an accident, a family emergency or the presence of a badger near your car, these elaborate excuses for tardiness sound too crazy to be true – but they are, according to those who posted them on Reddit.
The mystery of the stolen door
The Grinch who killed a nativity sheep
The “watch the news” excuse
The man with many grandparents
The man who ran over himself
The matching excuses
The classic “badger under my car”
There you have it, a whoie raft of ready-made excuses next time you are late. Be prepared to offer proof though!