11 Donald Trump-themed novelty Christmas presents you’ll either love or hate
There’s a whole lot of weird Trump stuff out there.
Whatever else happened in 2017, it seems unlikely that historians will remember it as anything other than the year of Donald Trump.
So how about a Christmas present to reflect that?
1. The “Shocked Trump” swimsuit
The Beloved Shirts creation costs a cool $49.95 (£37), so it’s probably not one to spend the money on unless the person you’re buying it for is really willing to follow up on the joke.
2. Novelty mugs
For the more passive aggressive (or just aggressive) amongst your friends and family, there’s this one.
It can be all yours for a starting price of £14, and is available as big as A1.
4. Life… well, the seeds anyway
Smashing open Trump’s head releases a bunch of seeds, and smashing things is always fun.
5. Donald Trump’s Real Estate Tycoon
Once that’s achieved, the next goal is to go into business against Trump and bankrupt him. The student becomes the master.
The game was first released in Europe in 2004 and is available from Game for the very cheap price of £3.65.
6. Build your own wall
Not much has happened on that front, so instead you can give the power to one of your friends with this Lego set.
It comes with a podium, an American flag, picket fences, happy and sad Trump faces, and 10 grey bricks to get that wall started.
7. Terrify friends and family alike with Trump’s face
It comes with eye holes and when not worn “becomes a beautiful display piece for your home or office”, according to the listing. Sure.
And if you’re completely sold but think the wig is just a little bit more stylish than lifelike, a “better” one is recommended and can be bought separately. Sorted.
8. Trump’s words
And if that, somehow, wasn’t quite – deep – enough, a book of Trump’s tweets and transcripts reworked and reordered might be for you.
Still, it looks nice and for every box sold the creators give two boxes of cereal to New York City homeless shelters, as well as the proceeds.
10. A Trump whoopee cushion
You’re never too old for a whoopee cushion.
11. Donald Trump as animals
But if something more practical is the ticket, look no further than the Donald Trump piggy bank.
