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Peter Rhodes on chatty foods, the return of Cameron and the smart way to fight terrorism

I wrote a few days ago about the Ginster pasty which, having apparently evolved self-awareness, declares on its wrapper: “I am ready to eat cold.”

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Back in the Cabinet – David Cameron.

Seems it is not alone in its mateyness. While the carton for Moma oat drink begins sensibly in the third-persion (“It's fully foamable”), it soon lapses into the intimate first-person: “After opening, keep me in the fridge.” When did foodstuffs start discussing themselves? Any similar examples?

Still on grammar, I spotted a case of mad quotation-marks disease in a Sky report describing people who chucked petrol bombs at police in Edinburgh as “thugs”. I suspect they were not “thugs” but thugs. There is a difference.