Mark Andrews: Delilah, prepayment meters, National Sickie Day and footballers being treated like meat
Peter Rhodes on stuck sofas, a double-edged diagnosis and a manifesto pledge to win over Terry and June
Peter Rhodes on a frilly Coronation, a cynical country and who's writing those “personal statements”?
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