Peter Rhodes on Lords, Ladies and a perfect landing in a hot-air balloon

It emerged this week that ministers are planning to sack members of the House of Lords who fail to attend. The long-term aim, by weeding out the slothful and uninterested, is to reduce the size of the upper chamber from 830 to 650, the same as the House of Commons.

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The House of Lords. Photo: Kirsty Wigglesworth/PA

But why stop there? Might the UK be just as well served with 500 Lords? Or maybe a mere 100? This may seem like radical stuff yet perks should be earned and becoming a peer is one of the greatest perks that our democracy can award (£370 a day, free parking, subsidised meals, etc). Who can argue with a so-called “participation requirement” to reward the present and root out the absent?

When it comes to thinning out the peers, I share the view of the old farmer who, when asked how he would define 100 dead rabbits, replied: “A start.” PS. Before the hate speech brigade descend, may I stress that I am not in any way advocating the culling of Lords and Ladies by the use of 12-bore shotguns? Not yet, anyway.