'I'm fed up with boorish behaviour at family pubs' - One West Midlands regular explains why his experience at the local is being ruined by yobbish parents

Ah, those were the days - when you could leave your doors unlocked and children played safely outside. A utopian, sepia-tinted existence where everyone looked out for one another, good neighbours who would watch the kids as mum and dad took an hour for a pint and a bag of scratchings.