As this is a Monday-to-Friday column, I won't be able to torment you on April Fool's Day tomorrow with spoof news reports of haggis hunting in Scotland or dinosaurs found in a municipal boating lake.
We’re all locked down, and if you’re feeling bored, reach for the board.
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