Elizabeth Joyce

No happy ending if TV fans decide on storylines

Coronation Street barmaid  Tina McIntyre, played by Michelle Keegan, as she plunges to the cobbles from the balcony of the builders yard after a dramatic confrontation with her killer in a scene from the ITV1 soap.

Glimpses of Peter’s tattooed torso, desperate ciggies in the ginnels, fake tan-smeared sheets courtesy of Tina wearing nothing but her chav earrings: Coronation Street’s latest epic storyline has had it all.