Elizabeth Joyce

Money can't buy you love, ladies

Cheryl Cole to separate from Ashley Cole

Never get a tattoo. If there’s one lesson the WAGs of this world need to learn – other than boob jobs and Brazilians being sooo 2004 – it’s never get a tattoo.

No happy ending if TV fans decide on storylines

Coronation Street barmaid  Tina McIntyre, played by Michelle Keegan, as she plunges to the cobbles from the balcony of the builders yard after a dramatic confrontation with her killer in a scene from the ITV1 soap.

Glimpses of Peter’s tattooed torso, desperate ciggies in the ginnels, fake tan-smeared sheets courtesy of Tina wearing nothing but her chav earrings: Coronation Street’s latest epic storyline has had it all.