It's Biggins! The panto legend makes a surprise announcement in tomorrow's Weekend, as well as dishing the dirt on Celebrity Big Brother, Danny Dyer and life in the jungle.
We're also counting down to Downton Abbey, which returns to our screens on Sunday. Finally!
Plus, there's a look at women in comedy, fine-and-dandy fashion and we take a trip to Dorset.
Top Gun, Phoenix Nights and Massive Attack get a look-in too. We're nothing if not random.
Sport-wise, the legend that is Bryan Robson speaks exclusively to our man Nick about Baggies, money and how the game has changed.