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Vic’s lifetime of death-defying acts

As Louise Odin loads six bullets into the rifle she looks across the room to her husband Vic, who stands blindfolded and handcuffed.


Husband’s ad drives tyre-d wife into fury

It was supposed to be a practical joke, but when car nut Kevin Barton placed a newspaper advert claiming he loved his tyres more than his wife, it almost drove her away.


Councillor will make name for self in space

Space Agency NASA will be transporting the name of one Black Country man beyond the far reaches of the solar system on its next expedition into space.

Councillor will make name for self in space

Shark ‘attack’ in Quarry Bank

A shark attack in the Black Country all sounds a bit fishy but schoolboy Sam Hawthorne has a story to really get your teeth into.


Head angry at red tape

A Walsall headteacher today said it was “child protection gone mad” after he was investigated because a criminal records check showed he had forgotten to renew his fishing rod licence.

Head angry at red tape

Widow told of own death by post

Widowed pensioner Joyce Anslow was stunned when she received a letter asking relatives to settle her electricity account after her unfortunate death.

Widow told of own death by post

Taking high road for quick trim

A trip to the barber’s for Ray James means hopping in his 22-year-old Morris Minor and motoring hundreds of miles back from his home in the Scottish Highlands to his favourite hairdressers’ in the Black Country.


Bold-as-brass thief takes door knob

A brass-necked bandit stole an office door knob while staff worked in the latest attempt to cash in on rising metal prices.

Bold-as-brass thief takes door knob

Lucky escape as ice crashes out of sky

A clump of ice plummeted from the sky and smashed into a moving car, sparking mayhem in a quiet Black Country street.


Hair gets chop after 50 years

It’s amazing the lengths some girls will go to when it comes to hairstyles – knee-length to be precise.


Ian gets his goose as market egg hatches

Meet Little Goose, the bird that was hatched from an egg bought at Penkridge Market.


Fred’s relatives in line for cash

Any surviving relatives of Fred the former Wolverhampton ring road tramp were today being sought by the Government to claim a share of his secret stash of cash.

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