No.1 – Victory in a meaningless war

Monday 21st December 2009, 8:39AM GMT.

SHOWBIZ XFactor 171036Ding dong. The witch is dead. The cycle of recycled pop fluff has been broken and the dominion of the X Factor over the Christmas number one lies in tatters, writes Dan Wainwright.

More than half a million people rose up against the musical overlord Simon Cowell and screamed in one voice: “I won’t do what you tell me”.

The victory of Rage Against the Machine in the race for Christmas number one was not about young Joe McElderry, who at 18-years-old now has £150,000 in the bank and a number two selling single with enough sales to have taken the top slot any other week of the year.

Cowell himself won’t care one jot of course. He is hardly the wrinkled Sith emperor, slumped and wheezing as the power of the dark side deserts him and 500,000 Luke Skywalkers refuse to “let the hate” flow through us.

He will survive and he will become more powerful than we can possibly imagine.

But it matters not. Today we revel in our victory. We have toppled the X Factor after five years of oppression and predictability, six bland cover versions that sold simply because TV had spent three months brainwashing us to do it.

The power is ours. It has always been ours. And Facebook and Twitter, they showed us the way. We combined like the kids with the rings in Captain Planet and we summoned forth a force of unimaginable power and brilliance to bring a song 17 years old out of bargain bins of HMV and to the top of the charts.

But think for a moment. All this power. All this ability to change the outcome of things set into motion by people with more money and influence than us.

Yes I know I encouraged all this last week but I have to ask you to imagine if we actually used it on something important. Apathy has always been the biggest winner. More than 958,000 people joined the Facebook group calling for Rage to make it to number one, but only half of those actually bought the single.

Over on the Number 10 website the most popular petition has just over 93,000 signatures, and calls for childcare vouchers not to be scrapped – 10 per cent of the people who expressed an opinion about this chart battle.

Why is it we seem to care more about who gets a number one single than we do about the decisions that affect every aspect of our lives?

Of course the victory of RATM has done a lot of good. The homeless charity Shelter is £60,000 better off. The charts were worth listening to again for one night. Hundreds of thousands of people get to feel superior to Simon Cowell.

It’s just that there are things out there that we could be doing something about. Voter turnout is down from 84 per cent in 1950 to 61 per cent in 2005. When it comes down to the important things we just don’t seem to care.

* Dan Wainwright’s podcast is available for free at http://danwainwright.podbean.com or by searching for Dan Wainwright on iTunes.


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    duncan taylor

    As part of the media, you are the reason for the apathy. Controlled by the Govt. wether you believe it or not, you have force fed the british public rubbish to a point of saturation, where X-factor has become more important than childcare. A stupid, lazy population will not revolt and can barely be bothered protesting. This is a monster you have created and help to perpetuate, well done.

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    Richhard Ogden

    You are right. We did have however have many people wit ha lot of relevant skills and experience working long hours at this. Thats part of the story.. this didn’t just happen because people clicked to join the group and then bought the track. There was a highly professional campaign run here without a chain of command, funding or any kind of management structure.

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    Stacis

    Yes Dan Wainright it’s all your fault people dot vote. You’re as bad as Simon cowell lol

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    Bilston Villan

    A pretty puerile collumm penned by the ‘Twit from Twitter’ who goes on to post that ‘We’ did this and ‘We’ did that, as if it’s something to be proud of! Far too wordy and arty-farty for my taste, I got bored after 5 paragraphs and scrolled to the end.

    The one good thing to come out of this is the bloody nose Simon Cowell has got. What’s the betting that he scraps next years X-Factor in a fit of pique and comes back with an even more loathsome trash TV show, probably fronted by Ant & Dec.

    What odds that we see Cowell in the jungle next November?

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    Gregg Jackson

    I agree with this article, and am highly amused by some of the responses. There is no way that Wainwright that part of reason of the UK’s apathy, as this is a small internet article. It is merely an opinion. The first comment is a hilariously ill founded one however. ( I can’t be bothered to muster the energy to comment on the rest.)

    The reason why we watch this unimaginative drivel, read books, listen to music, take drugs, drink alcohol is to escape and distract ourselves from our own lives. Only nowadays we care about that a little TOO much or at least only want to read/watch about it.

    I wonder what would happen if we all genuinely took action against the things that matter, there will always be a small free thinking minority that will do. The rest are just the bovine hordes, mindless chewing cud that is fed to them. I have no doubt this whole incident has just been mildy amusing to Cowell and he will continue to pump raw sewage into the minds and homes of drones.

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    Brenda B

    Wainwright rocks!And at least he is literate

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