Now by anyone’s standards – and I include Elvis in that equation – that is pretty shocking.

Anyone that is, but Rich, whose comment on reading the story was – “That’s only two-and-a-half burgers a day.”

In the light of that stance I’m beginning to wonder whether he was the best person to go out on today’s news story about a Wednesbury chip shop that is doing special lunchtime offers for schoolchildren.

It seems the healthy eating message has bypassed the Hydes Road Fish Bar and the dozens of pupils flocking there every day. Click here to watch our exclusive video

It also appears to have evaded Rich.

And he really should know better after last month’s near-death experience with a kebab.

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