I got bullied because I was so small and skinny,” says Shelley-Marie Sumner in her soft Black Country lilt.
Modelling, mayhem, megastars: welcome to the world of Ricki Hall. Codsall’s never been so cool.
It’s one of Europe’s great train journeys: to my right, Lake Geneva glistened in the midday sun; to the left, a gentle valley rose to some of Europe’s most dramatic peaks as we headed into snow-tipped The Alps.
I am a slave to hype. An advertisers dream, I fall hook, line and sinker for any old patter.