The perfect cure for gropers
Tuesday 29th November 2011, 6:00AM GMT.
A football fan who groped a woman in Burton upon Trent told police he was playing “boob cricket” in which points are awarded by one’s mates for committing degrading acts on total strangers, writes Peter Rhodes.
Magistrates ordered him to pay compensation and do unpaid work.
How very unimaginative.
In a perfect world, practitioners of boob cricket would be introduced to that robust street game, hockey-stick goolies.
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