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	<title>Express &#38; Star &#187; Funny Old World: </title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Animal collector fined for crocodile in bedroom</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/08/27/animal-collector-fined-for-crocodile-in-bedroom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Leggett</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Jenny, Colin and the wings of love</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/08/22/jenny-colin-%e2%80%93-and-the-wings-of-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Walters</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Father has brush with bus madness</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/08/20/father-has-brush-with-bus-madness/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 21:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Walters</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Builder hits gold with design</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/08/20/builder-hits-gold-with-design/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Walters</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Man fined for smoking in his own van</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/07/25/man-fined-for-smoking-in-his-own-van/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Leggett</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Blunder puts city bottom of care table</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/07/23/blunder-puts-city-bottom-of-care-table/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Leggett</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Wolverhampton is today ranked last in a national survey of mental health care because somebody pushed the wrong button on a computer 11 months ago.
This meant data arrived late for the Healthcare Commission&#8217;s (HCC) review resulting in the city&#8217;s Primary Care Trust being automatically given the lowest possible mark in almost half of the &#8230; [...]]]></description>
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<p>This meant data arrived late for the Healthcare Commission&#8217;s (HCC) review resulting in the city&#8217;s Primary Care Trust being automatically given the lowest possible mark in almost half of the &#8230; [<a href="http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/07/23/blunder-puts-city-bottom-of-care-table/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>Angry motorist takes &#8216;rip-off&#8217; fuel price stand</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/07/22/angry-motorist-takes-stand-on-rip-off-fuel-prices/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:15:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Leggett</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Motorists who think fuel prices are spiralling out of control were left smiling after seeing this display sign at a Black Country petrol &#8230; [visit site to read more]
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		<title>Muscle men put strength to test</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/07/21/muscle-men-put-strength-to-test/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:10:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Leggett</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Strong men from all over England showed off their muscles in Lichfield.
Lichfield Rugby Club hosted the annual Myprotein.co.uk England&#8217;s Strongest Man final for the &#8230; [visit site to read more]
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<p>Lichfield Rugby Club hosted the annual <a href="http://www.Myprotein.co.uk">Myprotein.co.uk</a> England&#8217;s Strongest Man final for the &#8230; [<a href="http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/07/21/muscle-men-put-strength-to-test/">visit site to read more</a>]</p>
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		<title>Estate jammed by fruit pickers</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/06/26/estate-jammed-by-fruit-pickers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/06/26/estate-jammed-by-fruit-pickers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Walters</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Darn it! Dog swallows socks</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/06/19/darn-it-dog-swallows-socks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Walters</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Vic&#8217;s lifetime of death-defying acts</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/05/30/vics-lifetime-of-death-defying-acts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 10:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tim Walters</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Husband&#8217;s ad drives tyre-d wife into fury</title>
		<link>http://www.expressandstar.com/2008/05/29/husbands-ad-drives-tyre-d-wife-into-fury/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 11:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Leggett</dc:creator>
		
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